Sunday, July 20, 2008

Boys are ewwwy.

Yesterday at a garage sale I bought the book "Kiss Me, I'm Perfect" by Robert Munsch. (We love his books here, 'cept for "Nice People Don't" 'cause it uses the F word. You know....fart.)

Anyway, in "Kiss Me, I'm Perfect", the main character gets kissed by a moose. The picture is hysterical with her face all twisted and a big long moose tongue and some green moose slime thrown in as well. It's a bit like a Piper kiss.

We were showing the DaddyMan our new book today and A told him that she thought the moose kiss was cool, but later the girl gets kissed by a boy and that's gross. It's so gross to my firstborn that apparently, she'd "rather eat thumbtacks than kiss a boy! EWW!"

I'm never gonna get her married off.....

2 comments:

paradoxology said...

And in 15 years, you'd better have that on tape as a reminder that she promised she'd NEVER...

Chrissy D said...

LOL That is funny. Let her keep thinking that is gross...at least for another 10 years. :) Have a good week, Ange.