Monday, January 10, 2011


My children lack modesty. For example, after a certain small child used the bathroom, during dinner, she announced, "My turd wouldn't come out. So I sucked it back in and tried again."


And this morning, a big child sat down at the dining room sized school table and apparently a certain Wonder Dog needed her attention. The child told the dog, "Piper! I can't do my school work when your head's on my paper!"

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