Monday, February 13, 2012

Ban crack.

While walking out of a local store with my cherubs today, I noticed a woman bending over, loading things into her car. Her jeans were riding a bit low and her shirt a bit high and there was a bit of a ahem, crack in the middle. I muttered, "Crack kills." A didn't quite catch what I said so she turned and said,"Who are we killin'?" just as she caught sight of the crack I was referring to and interrupted herself with an,"oooohhhh." I'm pretty sure me wetting my pants from laughter in the parking lot would've attracted even more attention than the other woman was....thankfully I held it. ;)

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Clowning around.

One of my children bombed a math test this morning. Bombed. I'm not sure why, I but I had to tell her that she failed. Her big sister piped in with,"would you like a side of epic with that fail?" She then went on to tell me that she's decided she's the class clown and pointed out that as the only kid in her class, it's not too hard.