My girls play piano. In the last month we have lost yet another piano teacher. If you're keeping track, this makes three in about 6 years and two in six months. So, over dinner, the girls were discussing what other instruments they could play since we cannot seem to keep piano teachers.
G wants to play the drums. She tells M that if she learned to play the tuba, she could play the VeggieTales song.
The DaddyMan interjects that none of them have the right lips to play tuba. G asks if you have to have fatter lips. DaddyMan nods and A announces, "oh, we can take care of that!"
And that's when the water came out of my nose....