Thursday, March 20, 2014

This one explains a LOT!

I lounged in bed for a while this morning, reading my book and postponing crawling out of my warm bed. M came in, sat on DaddyMan's pillow and ripped a big toot.

I looked at her, with shock.  
She said, "That wasn't me." 
 I said, "Who was it?" 
She said, "The elephant.  Under the bed.  He's invisible."

That explains a lot.....there's a farting invisible elephant under my bed.  And all these years, I thought we had infestation of barking spiders.

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